ramblings of an unproductive pre-med

Wed Jun 1

Keeping my sanity.

Sometimes I confuse sarcoidosis with sarcoma and think it’s a tumor. So now whenever I ask myself what sarcoidosis is, I think:

http://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo?t=5s

I’ve also been having some trouble with a few drugs, so I joined efforts with my brilliant classmates, Christi (second from the left) and Tati, to craft a story behind about their lives and hardships. See below:

Diazoxide: GET OUTTA HERE diazoxide. Ya hairy hypertrich*, spreading ‘em K+ channels wide open and not even putting out**.

Ocreotide: Oh, so you think adding a ‘c’ to your name is going to hide the oreo that you really are? Who are you kidding?! As hard as you may try, you’ll never be a somatostatin. You’ll just be that generic drug from the projects***.

*hypertrichosis

**insulin secretion

***research projects